Armadillos
<*dv_2*> Now what are they all about?
<*dv_0*> I mean how ugly can you make one thing?
And slow beyond belief, but their closest relative is the sloth, that says it all.
<*dv_1*> They could have redeemed themselves by having a cool defense mechanism, like squirting acid or some disgusting smelling liquid, but nooooooooooo... how do they defend themselves? They dig! I mean what the fuck? When God was giving out defenses they must have been in the bathroom. But hey he did give one species the abilty to roll, wow! Not much bloody good unless you are on a hill is it? If I come back as an Armadillo I'm getting a gun!
Even the name is bad just sounds like Armoured Dildo to me, now there's something I could get to grips with.. |
