| | WAR! HUH! | Hey you guys! I may not be Isaac Hayes, but I'm big, I've got soul, and I've also got lots of war-based trivia to go with my WAR! song and that.
<*dv_0*> Did you know...
<*dv_1*> 1. War was actually invented by the Swiss, but they gave it up because they fought like girls.
2. MTV has banned a number of records from their playlists during the war, including anything by The Chemical Brothers, Atomic Kitten, Militias with Attitutude, Earth Wind and Fire and the Communards. Funnily enough, Brother Beyond's1988 top 10 hit "Dead Dad in Bodybag in Baghdad" has NOT been banned, although all their other songs have.
3. The first casualty of war is NOT innocence, as many people believe. It is actually fashion sense.
<*dv_2*> 4. Saddam Hussain is a leg man. His favourite saying is "better out than in".
5. The Americans are working on a new 'smarter-than-you bomb' which will pinpoint a target, ask it several general knowledge questions and detonate if less than 6/10 answers are correct. Testing in America has so far proved highly fatal. | It was with great sadness that we learnt the news of Edwin Starr's recent untimely death. No malice is intended by this page, and Baby Fat Head extends its condolences to Mr. Starr's family and friends. | | | |
