Giraffes.
what's the point?
There's nothing good about them, they're just long necked horses, but you can't ride them.
<*dv_0*> Can you eat them?......... No!
Do they pull stuff round for you?..........No!
And they will not come when they're called.
<*dv_1*> Imagine spending all your life standing up. Imagine the varicose veins.
<*dv_3*> They do however have a freakishly long tongue, but do they put this to good use? No, they actually lick their ears! What a waste! I mean would you really want to? Why don't they just use a cotton wool bud like the rest of us?
<*dv_2*> They don't even make a cool noise. Gits. |
