| Let's meet Stan. He's 53 and every morning he goes into the same petrol station to leer at the girl behind the cash desk. Sometimes he drives past in his Lexus just so he can catch a glimpse of her. He would love to take her to dinner and give her the benefit of his experience, and rues the day he ever married 'that fat selfish cow' <*dv_0*> Stan wished he was 24 and single. And he's your dad! |