Pure arrogance in a merkin. Who do they think they are? Running amok in the jungle like chavvy hooligans. If they were human, they would be wearing Von Dutch hoodies and fail all their GCSEs.
All they do appear to do in life is make noises in a trees, like small hairy football managers, squatting and making obscene finger gestures. And showing their gums.
They think theyre it because they know we think we probably came from them. Well lar de dar, you long-lipped freaks. It may be true, but do they have to look so fucking smug about it? We aint dragging our knuckles on the floor anymore yknow, or havent you noticed? Of course not. Youre too busy playing with each others' arses.
Look at them on David Attenboroughs programmes. Especially the really small ones; vicious bastards with tiny malformed hands and that quietly homicidal look in their eerie human eyes, just waiting for David to get distracted so they can scalp him then run off laughing to their friends.
Fucking evil little bastards and then promoting themselves through the BBCs wildlife funding. For what? Im paying my license fee to watch a couple of hysterical midgets wailing and gurning? I thought that was what Channel 5 is for...
Submitted by Nadia Martin
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