When Marilyn Manson was born his mummy and daddy didn't realise whether he was a boy or a girl or not so they chopped his tail off. But they were wrong because he was a little boy, so oh well they thought, and gave him a girl's name and made him wear tights and a bra.
<*dv_3*> When Marilyn was growing up he was ever so angry about this, because he wanted to know what it's like to have a man's tail. So one day after playing netball, (s)he locked him/herself in his/her bedroom for about three years and decided to make a record. It wasn't very good though, and people laughed at his fat silly head and called him a silly chummer.
<*dv_1*> Of course this made Marilyn Manson very very angrier and made him feel alienated and that made him feel better. So he became best friends with Boy George and made himself a buggered eye out of cardboard and put it over his proper eye. This was because he wanted to be the devil and decided to call himself the God of Arse. Wooooooo he looked ever so scary. That was just before he was on Jackanory reading books about Mortimer 'Nevermore' the Crow. He read them ever so well even though he couldn't see out of his cardboard eye thing.
The next thing he did was pretend he was in The Matrix film. He thought it was REAL! HAHAHAHAHAH! Silly idiot! So he used to wear all black clothes and that, and a bra and tights and bondages. And lady's perfume. He brought out a record called 'Rock is Shit' which was OK. So he had the last laugh in my house where I didn't think he was much good until then. On the front of his next album was a photo of him in the nuddie. If you look carefully you can see he hasn't got a tail. Try not to giggle at him! I giggled though. I probably went red too. This album is called 'Animaniacs'.
He brought some more records out and pretended to be a monster for a bit longer. And a vampire and that. And then some people blamed him for making some kids play army with real guns in their school in America. He didn't do it, that's just silly. But they said he did. So people shouted at him and made him even more mardy. I don't blame him - imagine that eh?
<*dv_2*> And one day when he was singing he rubbed his tuppence on this bald security guards head. He was taken to court but told the judge that he was just polishing the man's head for him and tuppences were best for getting heads extra shiny. That was a good idea, because the judge believed him! Hurray! No jail for him!
<*dv_0*> Then there was another Matric film and HAHAHAHAHAH! He thought that was real too! What a mongy twat! I don't really know that much about Marilyn Manson to be honest. Gay
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