Radiohead were born in a stable in Bethlehem in 1999. The man who owns Radiohead is called Michael York and he's got a buggered eye. Radiohead got their name from a man who lived near their house who could pick up Radio 4 on the fillings in his teeth.
Radiohead are all students, and one day they decided to make a record. So they did. The record was called 'Jeepers Creepers Stop Pickin' on Me' and was a song about Michael York's buggered eyes.
It knocked Bryan Adams from number one and stayed there for 28 weeks until everyone got sick of it and told them to wee off and make another record that wouldn't be as good.
They made an album called 'The Benders' which was only for gays and students and wankers.
Then they made a record called 'Okey Dokey', about computers. It sounded like a man crying next to a fax machine and wasn't very cheerful. It was only for students and wankers this time, as Radiohead told everyone that they were fed up of flippin' gays having their records and wished gayboys would all have their bottoms sewn up.
<*dv_1*> Michael York has got buggered eyes cos he is always crying and it made them rot.
Nobody knows any of the other men in The Radioheads apart from one called Mushroom.
Radiohead then made a record called 'Kid A' about a friend of theirs called Andrew who was 7. It sounded like a man crying next to a fax machine with a dog howling in the background. Everybody liked it and played it at traffic lights in their Audis, even gaylords. ESPECIALLY gaylords.
It made people want to die and still does.
Then one day Radiohead got pregnant and out popped Muse. Gay OK computer kid A the bends
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