The worst kept secret in television - the identity of the celebrity who HASN'T slept with Ulrika Jonsson - is expected to be revealed later today. The man, 44, a gameshow presenter and closet homosexual, is said to be preparing a statement with his lawyers.
<*dv_0*> As a result of the publicity, a number of women are now believed to have remembered ALSO not having sex with the celebrity, who we can't identify as Dale Winton for legal reasons, and are expected to report their unsullied minge status to police later today.
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