<*dv_5*>Many marrieds or good looking people will be unaware of the phrase "fuck buddy", To explain a fuck buddy is someone... well just someone that you sleep with, let's face it theres no buddiness about the whole scenario. Two people who when desperate, send a text to the other, "fancy a bit?"
<*dv_4*> And who uses the "FBS" (fuck buddy system)? Well mainly, its ugly people. Ugly people, who don't want to do the one night stand thing, who can't commit to a relationship. However this is purely a women's retort to why she does it, an attempt to hide the fact that YES she is ugly, unable to pull, let alone achieve a one night stand, and should a relationship come her way, boy would she grab it.
<*dv_2*> While the guy, too lazy to go out and pull, stoops to such low levels and would shag any bit, FBS to him is just an extra secret button on the remote control. Despite probably having a girlfriend already. Nice to have options though....
To qualify for the post of fuck buddy there are only two rules, no need to be good in the sack, there's no yoga classes to make you extra bendy, just two simple rules, Knickers off within 3 minutes and knickers back on within 2.
It's a simple system, no games, no plying with alcohol, just getting down 'n' dirty within a glance of each other, sex doesn't have to be too great, and not too lengthy, just long enough to thank you m'am! and roll over in bed. As soon as his back, caked in duvet. faces her, she sees her cue, searching so quietly so as not to wake him, her clothes gathered and misplaced over her body, she creeps down the staircase, one last look back and out the door.
<*dv_1*> His mind, well its full of "I just had sex" and "Thank fuck she's gone". And hers? "He's the best guy in the world" as she skips home, crawls into bed, no sooner her head hits the pillow the realisation of it all hits her mind - still feeling ugly, still unable to pull in a bar, and now just been used again. She deletes his number from her phone and says no more.
A world of opportunity could be at her feet, its not long before "beep beep"
<*dv_0*> Oh No, fallen for it again.
<*dv_3*> Just remember guys, if your 'fuck buddy' starts falling asleep so soon after sex, it's not down to your prowess, she's well, fallen for you, and clearly wants to wake up next to you. Now what are you going to do...?
Submitted by Louisa Lane
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