With a General Election due in May, the majority of us expect Fuhrer Blair to run right over the competition and secure his third term. However, a select few have been questioning the phenomenon that is Tony Blair. Some have even gone as far as saying that they wont vote for him. Indeed, there is a distinct smell of anti-Tonyism in the air and I think that it is time somebody put a stop to it. Think about it. Could you imagine living life without Tony Blair? Stop smiling, that was a rhetorical question! Fuhrer Blairs impact has been unprecedented. Tony and his government have done so much for this country such as giving gypsies the right to set up camp and plunder and pillage wherever the hell they want and what thanks do they get? Did we thank them for creating such a politically correct society that people are afraid to even use the word Christmas for fear of upsetting members of other faiths? No, we didnt. Tony and co have turned us into better, more tolerant people. And they lead by example too. I mean, other than the Labour Party, where else would Charles Clarke have been able to find employment? Besides working for a circus freak show or becoming the official troll for London Bridge, the future looked pretty bleak for man-beast Charles Clarke. Nonetheless, the Labour Party was able to look past Clarkes physical shortcomings and find him a home within their political party. And now Charles is the Home Secretary, albeit thanks to the actions of super-stud David Ill-Fast-Track-Your-Visa Blunkett If the acceptance of jug-eared Charles Clarke doesnt demonstrate equal opportunities and tolerance, nothing does. Despite everything that Tony has done for us, some people will only focus on the negative things that have happened during Fuhrer Blairs reign. Ill admit that not everything has been peaches and cream. Sure, Labours open-door immigration policy hasnt gone as well as one would have expected, so were at the point where no one really knows exactly how many immigrants have come into the country. And ok, the NHS has declined to the extent where people are dying of so-called super-bugs in hospitals because the hospitals are so dirty. Hey, Tony cant be everywhere at once! Then theres the whole Iraq war issue. I still think people are making too big a deal of this. So Tony lied to get us to go to war Its not as if his lie hurt anyone except for those that died, of course. Besides, he admitted he was wrong and came very close to apologising. What more do you want from him? Tony has done so many great things for this country that he should be allowed the odd slip-up here and there. Therefore, when you find yourself at a polling station later this year, think long and hard about everything Fuhrer Blair has done for us before you cast your vote. <*dv_0*> And if you need any further help making your decision, visit my website at www.MeAgainstTheWorld.co.uk and check out the Jumpin On The Bandwagon section a section dedicated to jumpin on the bandwagon and getting behind the Labour election campaign. <*dv_1*> Hail Herr Tony! Lee |