<*dv_0*>Myth of the Magic Number

<*dv_2*> I have one thing to say to all the men out there reading this article. The average female does NOT weigh 8. 5 stone isnt 511`and almost 30! Wake up and smell the perfume! We lie about out weight, ages, heightand you all believe it! Doctors, Lawyers, fire chiefsmen with intellects that leave me droolingand you believe the myth of the magic number!

I know women who would rather give up their favourite - pair - of - Levis - and - boy - band - CD - hidden - in - the - lingerie - drawer - that - we - play - via - Bridget - Jones - singled - misery - moments, than tell the truth about their weight. Why?! I say glorify in your curves gals - Yell that number out loud. Look smugly at the next bloke who turns pale as a sheet when you announce you stopped weighing yourself at 10 stone, dontcha know?

<*dv_3*> Let us not forget the height issue. Oh yes, who really believes we are all either a wee bit over five foot and petite or a gangly 510 and so embarrassed about alllll these legs. Come one girls - admit it. Most of us are 54 and rounded in the right places and dare I say it? Chubby! I say we start a new era - Im proud of the stretch marks on my 30 year old body club!

Speaking of which - lets not forget that age issue. Odd isnt it - that our parents are in their forties and fifties, and our siblings are in their mid twenties but we have evened out at twenty-nine? For how many years now? I know that the man at the drivers licensee bureau snorted so loudly when the bird in front of me told him that her year of birth was a misprint that I thought I was going to have to lift my chubby rear across the desk and give him CPR before being able to renew my drivers license. Cheeky sod, thought he had choked on his own tongue. The gal stood stock still as if offended. What did she expect?!

<*dv_1*> Men, listen up. Stop measuring your girlfriends by numbers. Not on the one to ten scale, not on the 36 26 36 dream gal scale, not even on the how many orgasms does she have scale. Toss the numbers out the window - just like she did when you told her you are a bit large for the 6 inch scale. Zinnnga!




TS Carr

 

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