A royal flush

Prince William the plumber

<*dv_0*>Not many people know what they are going to do when they are older, unlike Prince William, he is destined to be the king of England. Quite a task, he will need be the figurehead for the entire country, and to do a job like this you would have thought a language or two would be handy, maybe some managerial skills, politics, knowledge of the economy the general running of this great nation... Naa history of art would be handy. As far as I know he isn't any good at art, he will never have a job with art and it is a bit of a mamby pamby subject rather like sociology (but that is another rant). What use will he be to the country if he can tell a Stubbs from a Brunelleschi. William would be more useful if he went to college and did modern apprentiship in plumbing. Imagine calling A1 plumbing and hearing "Air hair lair !" A Rolls Royce pulls up outside with a roof rack, and good old William hops out the back plunger in hand ready to unblock your shitter. Lets face it, it isn't going to happen. He is wasting his time going to Uni doing a course that wouldn't do any good to an artist, let alone a king to be. He is probably drunk every other night, buying the herb from his rapscallion of a brother and roaring into more women than you could shake a stick at. 

Git.

 

Miles Williams

 

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