Tatu in smelly girls shocker Dirty Russian pretend-lezzy pretend-teen girl duo and Roxette soundalikes Tatu are currently at the centre of a widespread discussion between me and a few other people, mainly in pubs and at work, about them looking like they smell. <*dv_0*>Several suggestions as to what they may smell of have been bandied, the favourites of which are, in order of preference: wee, nik-naks, Grimsby docks, stilton, plug holes and Im not too sure Whichever one of those Tatu probably smell of, its obviously not going to be very nice, is it. A spokesmanwoman for Tatus record label, ZTT*, remarked What? What are you on about? when we put the suggestion of the girls stench to them. Then when we pressed them up further on the subject by saying well, you know, we can report that the telephone was unceremoniously put down on us. A sure sign that they are hiding something. Watch this space... Yes. *Does this mean we wont be getting free CDs in future then? |
