Times are A-Changing

Throughout the course of history, we have witnessed many events and periods of time that have changed things forever. For example, theres been the Renaissance, the Industrial Revolution, World War I, World War II, the first man on the moon, and many more. However, we havent seen anything earth-shattering in recent years and Im getting the feeling that were about to witness something huge that will change our lives forever. This should come as no surprise as it has been lurking on the horizon for a long time, if you think about it. It all began with feminism.

Now, before I continue, let me make something clear I have no problem with equality and I think that women should be able to do the same things as men, within reason. I am not opposed to feminism. My beef is with the extreme feminists. The bra-burning, trouser-wearing activists that just seem to hate men. In fairness, men often give women good reason to hate them, and this could be evident in the increased lesbian activity weve seen in recent years. But hey, thats another matter for another time.

So lets go back to the beginning. At first, women were fighting for the right to be treated as equals. Fair enough. If women want to go to work and earn a living, why should they be stopped from doing so? Of course, it was never easy for a workingwoman in a male dominated society and men would take advantage wherever they could. Whether it was by making sexual advances to their female colleagues or simply paying the women less than men, men seemed to do everything within their power to keep women down. The women fought back and slowly but surely acquired the equality that they deserved. Sure, theres still a lot of Penis Power going on in certain workplaces nowadays, but as we all know, life aint fair.

With the majority of women satisfied with their status in society and how far theyd come since the days of being un-opinionated eye-candy, youd think that everyone would be happy. Enter the extreme feminists. The type of women whod bitch about something just for the sake of bitching. The type of women that would say that all men are slime, especially the slimy ones. The type of women that wanted to use their Penis Power and were upset because they didnt have the aforementioned penis. And just dressing like men didnt satisfy their appetite for destruction so they had to take things further.

The extreme feminists rubbed off on certain people, leading to atrocities such as the Girl Power period in the 1990s. Yes indeed, the women were taking over. And I dont know if anyone else has noticed, but now men command nowhere near as much respect as we used to. We are more of a joke to women than anything else. The sad thing is, it can only get worse.

Because at some point, while these extreme feminists are stroking their beards and combing their crew-cuts, concocting more extremely feministic schemes, they are going to see that they can go one step further and actually achieve world domination. This is the change that I was talking about. The women are set to be the men of the new millennium. Mark my words!

But dont fret my fellow XY Chromosome Comrades, its not as bad as it seems. I will personally welcome the age of the househusband. Think about it. We can be like women of the 1980s (without the hideous fashion sense of course. Damn, the eighties were scary!) and stay at home while our partners go out and earn the money, leaving us with little to do other than spend it. We can wake up in the morning, pour some cereal into a bowl and send our wives to work. We can quickly push the vacuum cleaner around the living room, do a little washing up, maybe even make a half-assed attempted at ironing, and then, we have the rest of the day to sit back, drink beer, watch TV and slowly but surely lose both our metabolism and our hair. It was the job I was born to do!

If women want to be like men used to be, I say, why not let them? They can be the breadwinners while we sit at home and conserve our energy. They can get the appropriate qualifications at school while we just concern ourselves with looking good so that we can get a decent wife. They can suffer while we bitch about how much we have to do around the house and how little respect we get for it.

With the constant battle for quality under the guise of political correctness still raging, this appears to be where society is heading. So men, its time to surrender your Penis Power in exchange for a much more simple life. Sounds good to me!

Submitted by Lee Baker

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