I once read a book you know. It had words and everything. See Spot Run. Spot gets Ball. Really exciting, good ending.
Now I know everyone believes that the Superman films were the first cartoon to film adaptation to appear on the screen, excluding Flash (Flesh) Gordon but we don't want that we want to go for the 250 000 question. They were the eighties! Big hair, big mouths, bad makeup and a strange bloke running around with his underwear outside a pair of tights. You try doing that on a busy high street and see how close you get to saving the world, well I thought I looked dashing even if the police didn't think so.
Anyway, that's not the point, this is.
Ah who said the art of humour (Timing!) was dead. Well it could have been that Wilde fellow, looked a bit like Stephen Fry I think. Or it could be that I'm as funny as a cold curry tipped onto the back seat of
your Peugeot 206 cabriolet on a hot day in the south of France while wearing a nice woollen jumper.
Wesley Snipes chopping vampires, with Kris Kristopherson in tow looking old and having a beard. They look cool, and in the grand finale fight Deacon Frost (Stephen Dorff). He's also quite cool, well my flatmate thought so any way. She had a thing for him before Diesel Van grunted his way to the mainstream cinema.
<*dv_0*> The end?
Review by Russell Pottinger
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