<*dv_4*>"An exciting raconteur, possessed of dazzling skills of repartee and a bowel-clenchingly hilarious view on the world at large, reminiscent of a young Peter Ustinov (before he got Alzheimer's and started wetting himself) Colly is a future talent to watch out closely for on the pub and club circuit!"
The Times Literary review
"Compared to the current pack of slags and wankers on TV, masquerading as entertainers, Colly is a shining beacon in a sea of shite. So next time you're faced with watching the deeply unfunny Ant and Dec again, instead, go to www.babyfathead.com or www.angerisagift.org and read some of the bollocks that Colly churns out, seemingly at will; you won't be disappointed!"
Gary Bushell, The Sun
"Fairplay, the man is a total bullshitter. But a bullshitter in the finest Aristotlean sense of the word. His humour reaches out to the lowest common denominator; which is why it is so incredible. Reading an article by this man is akin to a romp through the green fields of Elysium. Naked."
<*dv_2*>Tom Paulin, Arts critic from BBC2's Late Review
"A scourge and a danger to society at large and we highly recommend that you all write to your Tory MP's forthwith, demanding that he be hauled in irons before the Queen and summarily executed for his treasonous and sometimes blasphemous comments which he hides behind his sick, venal, and quite frankly, immature 'humour'. Also, reading too much of his 'work' will give you cancer."
<*dv_1*>Latest scare story from that right-wing fascist Royalist wank-rag of a newspaper, the Daily Mail
<*dv_0*> "At the tender age of 24, this young man has already been a police officer, a teacher, a cocktail<*dv_3*> barman, a student, a funpark ride operator and a bookseller! Is there anything this man CANNOT turn his hand to? Well yes - taking anything seriously for a start. But to hell with it, its FUNNY dammit!"
The New York Times
"For God's sakes, when are you going to get a real job and a real life and house and a car and friends and money and GROW UP!!??"
Colly's mum. Yesterday. |
