<*dv_1*>I was born skinny. No, I mean really skinny! In my first year I had Gastro-Enteritis and Bronchial Pneumonia. There was nothing of me. Of course Ive been making up for it ever since and now Im.. well, Im Fatbstard. I live to eat, not eat to live.
My young years were spent in exotic tropics (India, Nigeria, Bangladesh) and my youth spent in minor private schools in darkest Surrey<*dv_4*> (Im sure I dont need to tell you which was the more primitive!). Went to college to drink beer and play rugby and did both of those with such dedication that the degree on my CV is a complete fabrication.
<*dv_2*> Spending my grown up years acting like a teenager, live like a Nomad (South Coast, Yorkshire, Surrey Coast, Birmingham, Oxon, London, Lancashire) and drink all my money. Laid back beyond the horizontal but do occasionally like to get on my soapbox.
<*dv_3*> Grew up a reactionary Tory and developed into a bleeding heart liberal (deliberately with a small L) but now can't abide politics. Like a bit of good banter but hate people who like to give it but cant take it.
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