Jimmy

Some things you probably didnt want to know about Jimmy.

  • also answers to James.

  • is in his late twenties.

  • is going grey (prematurely in his opinion).

  • has a hangover.

  • has a scar on his nose as a result of being punched in the face whilst on a booze cruise.  The Pride of Bilbao.  What fond memories.

  • has given up on trying to find a girlfriend, but is finding the frequency with which he masturbates quite alarming.

  • has never attended a masturbation party.

  • isnt even curious.

  • spends more time in front of his computer than watching tv.

  • has his brown wings.

  • has a freezer well stocked with microwaveable ready meals.

  • needs a shave.

  • is skint.

  • has his very own cyberstalker.

  • drives like a crazy man.

  • has been known to ignite sambucca in his mouth.

  • is in no way connected to the people in the above link.

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