Some things you probably didnt want to know about Jimmy. -
also answers to James. -
is in his late twenties. -
is going grey (prematurely in his opinion). -
has a hangover. -
has a scar on his nose as a result of being punched in the face whilst on a booze cruise. The Pride of Bilbao. What fond memories. -
has given up on trying to find a girlfriend, but is finding the frequency with which he masturbates quite alarming. -
has never attended a masturbation party. -
isnt even curious. -
spends more time in front of his computer than watching tv. -
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has a freezer well stocked with microwaveable ready meals. -
needs a shave. -
is skint. -
has his very own cyberstalker. -
drives like a crazy man. -
has been known to ignite sambucca in his mouth. -
is in no way connected to the people in the above link. |