World Don't Take Me Personally
I've always hated these things - how can I accurately describe myself? I usually refer people to my psychiatrist for a more accurate description, but just this once, I'm going to have a crack at it myself.
What you have to understand about me is that I'm a complex individual - I'm a lot of different things rolled into one: I'm an artist, a poet, an activist, a lover, a romantic and a sarcastic, bitter, cynical, miserable son of a bitch. But I'm comfortable with that!
<*dv_3*> One of the key philosophies I adhere to is that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on<*dv_0*>. And it seems that now, more than ever, a lot of things are pissing me off. That's why I'm grateful that Baby Fathead allows me the chance to vent my frustrations and mindless ramblings. My parole officer
says I've been a completely different person since I discovered Baby Fat Head, and I've noticed the changes myself too. I've had fewer random violent outbursts, and the security outside of my cell has been reduced, which I can only take as being a good thing.
One of my favourite activities is confusing people. I love making people believe something that's completely untrue. In fact, some have said that I ought to be a politician. One of my fondest memories is of the time when I sat down with a friend of mine to watch the Bruce Willis action movie, "The
<*dv_1*> Last Boy Scout." Before we started watching the film, I told my friend that the movie was a touching drama about Bruce Willis' character, who had been rejected from the Boy Scouts and therefore went on a huge killing spree. About an hour into the film, my friend turned to me and said, "so when does
he try to join the Scouts?"
<*dv_2*> I'm not really sure what else to tell you. Basically, I'm 21 years old, I work in customer services (which is ironic because I generally tend to dislike people), my hobbies include writing - anything from stories to song lyrics - and weight training, and it may even interest you to know that I'm an ex-wrestler. My future plans include world domination and opening up the world's first kebab-related theme park: Kebab World. And in the coming months, I plan to spend most of my time focusing on Pimpin'. I also hope that the people at Baby Fat Head will approve the idea I keep submitting to them for me to have my own Pimpin' advice section - The Pimp's Corner.
So that's me. Like me, love me, hate me, but preferably send me money - either way, I'll still be here.
Keep Pimpin'
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