On the coast of Malaysia<*dv_0*> lies a place, a jewel, untarnished by man's hand, where mother nature's creations play in the clearest crystal waters 'neath a cloudless sky. This place, this tranquil haven, bordering Tanjun Tuan, goes by the name of The Blue Lagoon, and it was here that I took my first breaths. And that's about it as far as that place goes because no sooner had I got used to the sunny weather than my father made, well, not the best decision ever I have to say, and moved us all to the East Midlands. To a place which as an advert would sell more big issues than it would Bounty bars. And it all started so well... So I'm Marina, AKA Lenny. No, not Marina the mute, fishy-smelling one from Stingray, or the aging slapper from Last of the Summer Wine (don't deny you watch it!) No, Marina the twenty-something writer, raver and some-time accountant, named after a Russian princess no less. Look that's the story I was fed and I'm sticking by it! |