"Lyndsay is an unmotivated, incompetent, lazy, so-so foole with the delusion that everything will turn out right in the end." Plastics Monthly.
Life has drifted me by, school turned to college, turned to university. There was a minor panic when a job was not instantly found, but couple of months later - job. See, its all good.
I have a fascination/obsession with the best colour in the universe, purple. Combining the innovations of the technical age with my desire to be adored, I created a website devoted to the holiest of hues, nominating myself as God. The funny thing is, the Holy Purple Church actually has a flock of about 30 people, try telling people that and they get worried...
<*dv_0*> I'm 22 at the moment and I reside in the best location in the UK, 'Da Saaf Coast<*dv_1*>'. I work in a laboratory for a big water company; my job description is 'scientist<*dv_2*>', which is suitably vague whilst impressive.
I would like to think of myself as an aspiring writer (in the process of writing a book), but 9 small chapters over six years, does not an author make. I can't write quickly because I suffer from a crippling form of laziness with complications of comedy addiction and betterthingstodoitis.
If you like the things I have written for this site, then maybe you'd enjoy some of my other work, such as my shopping list, 'to do 21/2/99', or the Holy Purple Church. |
