Mike was born at a very early age, OK so it's an old gag but so am I, old, not an old gag. I like to think that my experience and maturity will bring a more grownup feel to this website. Who am I kidding, if my mental age is any more that 13 I would be very surprised, as would my wife.
<*dv_0*> I'm the sort of bloke that still flicks popcorn at the back of your head in the cinema, and the sort that slows right down for a hitchhiker, winds his window down, sticks his thumb up and with a shout of "alright mate" speeds off laughing. I'll make farting<*dv_1*> noises just to make my kids laugh and make a complete fool of myself in the most public of places just to embarrass them and my long suffering spouse.
I've got an appetite that Vanessa Feltz would be proud of, mainly due to my love of pie, pie and more pie, and was voted Pukka's favourite customer of 2002.
Well that's about it from me, in short, I would describe myself of an ageing idiot, who makes a complete fool of himself, embarrasses his family, and who could eat ASDA out of pie. Hang on, that sounds familiar..... DOH!!! |
