Princess Kate of Nowhere

Co-editor

So many things annoy, irk and rile me, its a wonder I can face the day.

I get annoyed with people who shout 'Who remembers Transformers<*dv_2*>!' etc etc I shake my head then look at my own 'ironic' Rainbow T-shirt, Bagpuss pencil case and Little Miss Trouble bag and keep quiet.

<*dv_0*> I also depise when Scottish people type in Scottish - 'Naw doll, Ah Canny' how much effort must that take?

I enjoy being very silly, breaking into song and being shocking. My time is spent at College, where I mostly spend my time amusing all by drawing willies, and my classmates on my books and stealing posters and disgruntled hand-written, grammatically wrong notices by the cleaners that amuse me. When not there I can be found in my bathroom, lovingly restoring My Little Ponies using my sister's expensive conditioner.

I am banned from ever emailing Neil Buchanan, after the '7 emails a day' incident of 2002, challenging him to live Art Attack showdown. My local Counsillor recently resigned too, I still hope that was no fault of mine, after sending him many pictures of his face on Kym from Hear'say...

<*dv_1*> Well, time to hit the 'Bosa Nova' button!

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