"There isn't a subject he doesn't think he knows more about than you"
"Likes mullets and busy shirts"
"When he doesn't shave he looks like the kind of man who'd pin you to the bonnet of a car and demand to know where 'Baxter' is"
"Like an onion, lots of layers and he'll make you cry"
"...drinks neat scotch because he thinks it makes him look like someone in an existential French film"
"So funny, I almost laughed"
"...his sarcasm cuts like a knife through the soup of naivety and indecisiveness at work"
"...arguably once Brighton's most prolific paperboy" "You're the most uptight person I know" |
